Elon Musk Is The World’s First Nazi Trillionaire
By W. Kamau Bell Photos: Wikimedia Commons Elon became a trillionaire in less than 55 years. Of course, most of Elon’s money is on paper. He can’t sell most of his stock for years, but he doesn’t care. He got the headlines that he wanted. Also, Elon knows that American capitalism has its marching orders to make him a trillionaire one way or another. All that wealth inequality Elon and creates will, of course, have deadly impacts. Elon’s accomplishment will lead to more people dying from a lack of healthcare, from a lack of affordable places to live, and from a lack of food. There has reportedly been a race among the uber-billionaire class to see who would get to a trillion dollars first. Welp, Elon has won, but I am sure it won’t stop the others (Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, The Ellisons) from union-busting, industry consolidating, data-mining, and boot-licking their way to a trillion dollars too. But the good news now for Elon is now at least he can get back to his true passion project, being a Nazi. Have you heard the expression “Every billionaire is a policy failure”? Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez famously said that “You can’t earn a billion dollars.” She explained that anyone who has a billion dollars is just taking advantage of American capitalism to acquire the money; they aren’t really earning it. Then what does someone having a trillion dollars mean about our society? Have you ever seen that awful A&E show Hoarders? That show makes me I wish that America could go back to paper money. Then we could see that super wealthy people are hoarders. Imagine if Elon had to have one trillion dollars in actual paper money, instead of the zeros and ones in his bank accounts. We would all see yellowed and worn piles of currency all over his houses. They would look no different than the piles of newspapers and pizza boxes that the people on Hoarders were standing amidst. I’m sure there would be a desiccated cat skeleton among the piles of twenties. Those visuals would make clear that society needed to do an intervention to separate Elon and the other more than 3000 billionaires on the planet from their money. We would see these guys more like the disturbed cult leaders they are and less like the brilliant tycoons they want us to see them as. Until then, congratulations, Elon! You are the world’s first trillionaire Nazi! YOU DID IT!
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Elon became a trillionaire in less than 55 years. Of course, most of Elon’s money is on paper. He can’t sell most of his stock for years, but he doesn’t care. He got the headlines that he wanted. Also, Elon knows that American capitalism has its marching orders to make him a trillionaire one way or another. All that wealth inequality Elon and creates will, of course, have deadly impacts. Elon’s accomplishment will lead to more people dying from a lack of healthcare, from a lack of affordable places to live, and from a lack of food.
There has reportedly been a race among the uber-billionaire class to see who would get to a trillion dollars first. Welp, Elon has won, but I am sure it won’t stop the others (Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, The Ellisons) from union-busting, industry consolidating, data-mining, and boot-licking their way to a trillion dollars too. But the good news now for Elon is now at least he can get back to his true passion project, being a Nazi.
Have you heard the expression “Every billionaire is a policy failure”? Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez famously said that “You can’t earn a billion dollars.” She explained that anyone who has a billion dollars is just taking advantage of American capitalism to acquire the money; they aren’t really earning it. Then what does someone having a trillion dollars mean about our society?
Have you ever seen that awful A&E show Hoarders? That show makes me I wish that America could go back to paper money. Then we could see that super wealthy people are hoarders.
Imagine if Elon had to have one trillion dollars in actual paper money, instead of the zeros and ones in his bank accounts. We would all see yellowed and worn piles of currency all over his houses. They would look no different than the piles of newspapers and pizza boxes that the people on Hoarders were standing amidst. I’m sure there would be a desiccated cat skeleton among the piles of twenties. Those visuals would make clear that society needed to do an intervention to separate Elon and the other more than 3000 billionaires on the planet from their money. We would see these guys more like the disturbed cult leaders they are and less like the brilliant tycoons they want us to see them as.
Until then, congratulations, Elon! You are the world’s first trillionaire Nazi! YOU DID IT!
